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(5 nuisances |annoy me)

[06 Jun 2006|08:52am]
soo.. it's been a while.

Anyway, gay marriage is back in the news.

Tell me: I STILL have not seen a SINGLE thing that's real that supports why gay marriage is bad. Not one fucking thing.

The biggest threat to marriage is divorce, death, and hillbillies. If alcoholics in wife beaters can get married, why can't fags? Jesus christ, I'd rather have them as parents.

(5 nuisances |annoy me)

[29 Mar 2006|03:08pm]
And another thing.

WTF is up with my white power twins? No I'm not talking about Prussian Blue, the adorable racist singing chicks from England. But my cats (both are completely white)

The one is kinda skinny and very vocal. He whines a lot when I'm in the kitchen. I think I got him food like maybe every other sunday or something from there. Now I can't even walk in there without him freaking out and trying to annoy me. When I'm lying or sitting on the couch he gets all sphinxy and lies down and purrs non-stop, but when I'm walking around I think he either just wants food or wants to use me as a bed. Sometimes though he'll bring a big twist-tie over and wants to play fetch. If you don't it's not usually that big a deal, but he loves doing it sometimes.

The other cat, the big lineman-sized cat (25 pounder), wants nothing but to play fetch. ALL NIGHT. The moment I sit on the couch the stupid bastard sits either in front of me or behind me and demands I throw beer bottle caps to him. Nothing else. just bottle caps. Constantly. If I try to ignore him, he'll swat at my legs, bite my xbox controller to try to yank the controller out of my hand, or he'll sit on the couch behind me and headbutt me till I pay attention. Even if I'm lying down to watch a show, he'll jump up on the couch and keep dropping bottle caps on my side. I think last night I had 4. Why so many? Because I can't throw them away when he's around or he'll knock over the garbage can. One day I even had some in pants from a party I went to and he was digging through the pockets to find them. He can SMELL THEM or something.

And he doesn't get tired. I throw it across the room, he grabs it, comes back, drops it on me, and whines till I throw it again. Unlike dogs, there's no yelling at cats to get them to leave you alone. To them, you're just yelling randomly - it has nothing to do with what they're doing. He'll headbutt me some more and then I'll eventually have to throw them because he keeps screwing me up in my games.

Sure it's great when I'm lying in bed and the huge beast wants to cuddle up, which means he wants to lie on my chest and halfway cave it in, but WTF is with his unrelenting desire to play fetch ALL the time? He used to be mildly annoying about it but he gave up. These days? He gets within inches and does it everyday. I don't think he gets tired too. He could be lying down and if I throw one he'll get up and play like he never was even tired. weirdo.

(9 nuisances |annoy me)

[29 Mar 2006|02:28pm]
Good thing it's 2006.

Otherwise, I might think that people still believed that a Solar Eclipse was fucking demonic activity.

a big WTF, mate from me. Yes, I'm so puzzled my normal sane self gets a drop kick to the balls and it takes my inner Austrailian to finish my thoughts for me. You don't have one? Well um anyway..

Best quote (or saddest) of the article:

"Authorities were especially keeping a close eye on reactions in Nigeria. An eclipse in 1989 had led to rioting in the predominantly Muslim north as gangs burnt and looted homes and hotels to 'atone for the sins of infidels.'"

Jesus fucking christ, or allah, or whatever these primates believe. Copernicus was killed in what, like a barely double-digit century for saying the Earth wasn't the center of the universe. These mother fucking muslim cavemen probably would've killed him for even suggesting that something like the sun and planets existed in the first place. How many christians or muslims does it take to invent the light bulb? Who knows, they fucking killed anyone with a brain. A white athiest had to do it for them.

So here you have all these dipshit primatives, living in the 21st century, a time when we were supposed to have flying cars and robots that simply wanted to kill us all, take Steve Guttenberg on wild adventures, or save us while we were lost in space about to be molested by mad scientists... we have people that think that god blacked out the sun because someone touched themselves.

Hey Bush.. Democracy in the middle east? THESE STUPID FUCKS think eclipses are punishment. You honestly think you have a shot? These dippy fuckheads would probably not be gay and like their women before believing in the goddamned moon/sun plane and you want to teach them democracy. You're a fucking idiot, but you can't be that dumb.

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[28 Mar 2006|09:10am]
Apparently Wal-Mart wants to attract more upscale customers. They're tired of people like me who aren't poor at all, aren't rich either, but only go to WM rarely and when I do, only for shit like bagels, cream cheese, and hot sauce. Nothing with a profit margin, really.

Their claim is that people like me think that low cost=low quality. For most of the shit at WM, that's absolutely true. Their stuff is definitely bottom of the barrel and I'd rather spend the extra 4% on something somewhere else that will last longer.

The real problem, however, is the fucking people who shop there. If target's prices are slightly higher.. good. It's a small convenience fee to not put up with ugly, fat, smelly, rude, ignorant, unintelligent, unedcuated, and aisle-hogging pieces of shit. Did my bill cost me an extra $4? Damn right. But some fat pig on a scooter who smelled like onions and ball sweat (which is odd because it was a woman) didn't brush by me, nor did some piece of white trash with their kids running around or making noise constantly, nor did the "passed 3rd grade, highest in my town, and am proud" cash register monkey slow me down in my 40 minutes there. Isn't that worth 4 bucks? 10 cents a minute to not be annoyed.. awesome.

Get rid of the disgusting fucks that shop at walmart and we'll see what kind of people you start bringing in. You can make the floors nicer, make the staff look nicer, but if the people working there are dumb, you never put any of them on a register, you carry at most 2 brands per product (one of which is shit), and the customers smell like fart juice, you're not going to get my business. I don't even have to get into its employee relations problems to not want to go there.

(11 nuisances |annoy me)

[28 Mar 2006|08:17am]
After reading about Star Jones today, I'm fucking sick to death of people who flaunt and demand attention and act all proud of something they didn't even do. She lost weight, yes, because she butchered her digestive system. Anyone can do that. And I guess she has boobs now since she paid for those. Wow, go you! you should be proud!

What if I ran around saying "Hey everybody, I have a Gold Medal from the Nagano Olympics!!" Of course, I just bought it off some dude who won and later turned to crack for his outlet, but I still have that fucking gold medal. Shouldn't you be proud of me? I did nothing of any effort or skill to earn it, but I've got it. Be proud, put me on Sports Illustrated and Wheaties. Because the end result is all that matters, it doesn't matter that I didn't do jack shit, right?

I fucking despise these people. Parading around like they did something special. You had surgery. You, because you have no control, did what people do normally - you don't eat as much. Sure, you don't have a choice, which is I guess your biggest problem before, but you didn't earn shit. You were a disgusting person before, now you're just a smaller disgusting person.

(4 nuisances |annoy me)

[15 Mar 2006|10:11am]
Monday night I had to open a bunch of windows because it was getting wayyy too warm in the house.

Then the next morning I had to throw on my coat because I was getting a few snowflakes on me.

Today? Snow all over my car. Yeah, my sinuses love this shit

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[03 Mar 2006|11:44am]
Since I crashed on my buddy's (amisplacedphile, and I'm not linking because I can't remember how and I don't care) couch for some reason (memory ended earlier in the night), I somehow managed to avoid the evil hangover fairy since she visited my house and I wasn't there.

Thought I was home free since even as 11 approached I was fine. But mother fucker, she's a persistent bitch that fairy and got past security at work and tagged me while I was busy working on something. And by working I mean staring for a while and shaking my head around until I remembered what it was I needed to remember. Ironically I don't remember what it is I was supposed to remember, even though I did remember it and did what I needed to do at that point in time. I think I'm going to just live minute by minute here people. Kinda like mr Memento, without the tats and poloroids, though that's not a bad idea (the pics, not the tats of who I'm supposed to kill).

For breakfast I had a donut. With sprinkles. Not my first choice, but when it's the only donut in the box, sometimes you just eat the fucking sprinkles. I shoudl've gotten a bagel, but it was 10am and I figured we were going to lunch at 11. Nope, it's 12 because that's what the bastard who drives said it was. I hate that guy and I'm going to spit on at least his tires if not his whole truck.

And for what it's worth, my mouth tastes like a piece of shit threw up in it. That was after brushing and listerining it.

The world is starting to spin, so I'm going to buckle in while I have the chance. Speaking of which, my temermental and barely working seatbelt clippy thing finally works again. Just as instantly as it started fucking up, it started working 100% perfectly again after a transitional 4 days of somewhat working. Sooo mr seat belt gremlin, I'm sorry we weren't on better terms but I'm glad you're gone finally.

I'm going to go now. Mostly because of that world spinning thing and it's time to eat, but somewhat because I'm rambling and I don't want to give you all a glimpse of what I'm going to be like when I'm old and senile. I haven't used the word glimpse in forever, I'm going to see how many times I can use it today without getting punched in the face.

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[27 Feb 2006|02:20pm]
The Big Lebowski is almost perfect.

That is all, please don't keep dropping off, friends.

:D

(4 nuisances |annoy me)

[30 Jan 2006|10:15am]
I see that Exxon made TEN BILLION in profits. Last Quarter. 10,000,000,000. Lotta zeroes. For the year I think it was 37 BILLION.

They make so much money, even Dr Evil would have to listen to Number 2 and go legit. Well, I don't know how legit oil really is - probably not much at all.

But the stupid fucks at Exxon said that we should compare their profits to other liquid products, like Coca Cola. "Exxon earned 9.8 cents per dollar of sales, while Coca Cola earned 21.2 cents per dollar of sales"

Last I checked, I COULDN'T FUCKING USE COKE TO DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR.

If I look in my pocket and see 4.98 and some lint and know I have to drive to work and back, I have to get gas. If I'm broke I can say "Well, I'll just drink water, I don't have the money for coke." So there's a BIG fucking difference.

Cocksuckers, all of them. A pox on them and their families.

Meanwhile, the government is spying on us and is busy regulating phone lines over the internet instead of gasoline. Fucking great.

(3 nuisances |annoy me)

[18 Nov 2005|12:57pm]
When I was in grade school I once got yelled at for "not smiling." They said "you know it takes a lot more muscles to frown than it does to smile." Being the way I am I replied with "Well it takes almost no muscles to keep a straight face." They didn't like that smartass remark.

And speaking of being a smartass, I don't see why that's an insult. One kid called me a smartass once and I called him a dumbass and asked him which one he thought was worse.

Hello everyone!

I'm busy as hell in my new job and I love it.

(2 nuisances |annoy me)

[23 Sep 2005|12:36pm]
So I guess it's not ok to act fairly normal and snort coke, but it's perfectly normal to be apparently sober yet act like a fucking baboon and jump all over couches and spout off nonsense.

Though at least Spielberg seems to have some sense in saying he won't work with Cruise anymore.

(11 nuisances |annoy me)

[09 Sep 2005|02:36pm]
My potential new manager wouldn't tell me if I got the job.

He did say, though, "If I were you I'd have a good weekend" and then mumbled about having to work out the details with his manager about numbers and such.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Apparently I was pretty good at his manager's interview, I even answered questions that people interviewing for my manager's position couldn't answer. And they're marketing people :D She was quite surprised I was able to answer them, which I guess means I'm in good shape.

Whoo hoooooooooooo

(6 nuisances |annoy me)

[08 Sep 2005|02:51pm]
I think I got the job.

I don't knwo for sure because when I asked him when I'd find out and when he told me that tomorrow he'd let me know, he keeps laughing.

But then he stopped by he asked me some other questions and then "So, what would it take for you to come to our team?" and smiled and did a little odd wink. He's a weird guy at times.

And as he left I reiterated the "So I'll hear from you tomorrow?" and he said mayyybe and laughed again. Annoying :D

If he's just fucking around with me I'm going to kick some ass :)

(6 nuisances |annoy me)

[31 Aug 2005|06:18pm]
Now, we're having to build some links for pages. BOTH of these codes look identical in the end. The guy in charge of standards gave me some code to use instead. My code is second, his is first.

Poll time. If you had to make changes, which would you rather deal with?

<td height="23" colspan="6" align="center" class="bandB"><table width="570" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0">

<tr>

<td class="textISC"><div align="left"><a href="#ghost.htm" class="textISC">balance

detail</a> <span class="textISC-bold">|</span> <a
href="#ghost.htm" class="textISC">previous

account values</a> <span class="textISC-bold">|</span> <a
href="TransactionHistory.htm" class="textISC">transaction

history</a> <span class="textISC-bold">|</span><a
href="#ghost.htm" class="textISC"> statements</a> </div></td>

</tr>

</table></td>


or


<div id="subNav">

<ul>

<li><a href="#">balance detail</a></li>

<li><a href="#">previous account values</a></li>

<li><a href="TransactionHistory.htm" class="select">transaction
history</a></li>

<li><a href="#">statements</a></li>

<li><a href="#" class="">allocate future contributions</a></li>

</ul></div>



Fucking losing my skull. If I don't get this other job I've gotta quit. :( Why are people who're so dense telling me what to do and how I should be coding?

(7 nuisances |annoy me)

[29 Aug 2005|10:43pm]
Well, today sucks. As did the other day.

Seems as if I have a slight allergic reaction to a stupid ass chemical called tartrazine, better known as Yellow 5. It all makes sense now. There's certain foods I eat that don't necessarily agree with me. I figured it was something else but the more I read, the more I realize I think that chemical fucks me up (happens to a number of people I guess).

SO anyway, I buy this stupid fucking deodorant the other day, Right Guard XTREEEEEME Power Stripe. Hey, I had a coupon, why not. They all work the same but whatever.. coupon.

Friday I thought I had a mosquito bite or something, nothing big. Saturday I'm at a friend's house and felt a few bumps on my arm and was like "WTF?" I felt them down my side too and was getting concerned because I AM allergic to shit like cashews and was wondering if maybe I ate them. Nope. Then I remembered that I used the deodorant for the last 2 days and a compact fluorescent went off above my head and put a few things together and bam, I knew my culprit.

I got home and was looking at the label to see if it had anything on it that wasn't on my old non-XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME deo. a few things that didn't turn up anything, until I got to the last one, that elusive fucker yellow 5. Tons of shit online about it. Fuck me man. What's it do? It makes the middle stripe of the fucking deodorant GREEN. It doesn't do shit. It makes something that I don't eat, don't show people, and barely look at myself SHOW FUCKING COLOUR. I want to meet the poor bastard that looks at that green stripe and feels like it's doing something. Next thing you know the damned deo plastic will have lights and shit all up the side just to look even cooler.

So today I have to deal with showering where even my goddamned little poofa thingy is uncomfortable and of course I couldn't wear any deo today. Wonderful. Hot, humid, sticky, and I've got nothing to help. Luckily I don't really stink that bad so it wasn't going to be a HUGE deal for me, but I'd rather have something under there.

Anyway, I took the liberty of writing them a contact us on their website. I wsa going to be a tiny bit nice at first, but I figured why bother. They suck balls, might as well let them have it. I'm thinking of printing it and sending it to them with real mail too just to be sure someone reads it.

My only regret is I forgot my new favourite "P.S. You stink" remark I've been leaving for everyone at work in messages, but maybe next time.

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(6 nuisances |annoy me)

[18 Aug 2005|11:26am]
oh, and I was goign to go for that job...

Turns out they had someone else in mind with more experience, but there'd be a supporting role that I could get in another 2 months or so.

However, the guy DID NOT take the job. I guess it wasn't enough money since he just got a promotion and it'd be a lateral move. Well, for me it'd be a promotion and things are looking up again.. Wahoo.

So I gotta add a few lines to my resume and get that posted officially and sent to the manager to see what happens. I was kinda bummed I wouldn't get this one, happy I might get another, but now ecstatic that I might get the first one again. Of course, a 10K difference in pay is usually something to get excited about :)

(8 nuisances |annoy me)

[18 Aug 2005|10:12am]
Breaking out of my work-induced evasion of LJ to bring you this breaking news.

Puff diddly Comby Sean will be changing his name yet again.

Why? Because he's a FUCKING LOOON. He's "unveiling" his name.. Unveiling? It's not a line of motherfucking clothing you goofy mouthed dipshit. It's a name. A made-up name. A fucking nickname. Little kids don't have press releases stating "This Monday I will be unveiling my new name of Dipshit, which is a change from the old name of "Li'l Bald Nuts"

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Diddy, who is also known by the names Sean Combs, Puff Daddy and The Puffster, will officially unveil the new name when he hosts the MTV Video Music Awards on August 28, Deutche Press Association has reported.

He made the announcement on US television on Tuesday, when he said: "I felt like the 'P' was getting between me and my fans, and now we're closer."

"During concerts, half the crowd is saying 'P. Diddy', half the crowd is chanting 'Diddy', now everybody can just chant 'Diddy'."
--

To bring your fans closer together? First of all, you have fans? Secondly, is that really the problem? Maybe he was tired of people making up what the P stands for, or the fact that P Diddy sounded like something you did in the bathroom, usually not involving heterosexual antics.

Goddamn, is the music industry so dead these days that this is fucking news?

(12 nuisances |annoy me)

[01 Aug 2005|10:52am]
heh, atkins is filing for bankruptcy. They're still doing ok in sales it seems, just a decline in the GROWTH. Guess the greedy owners figured it'd keep up.

How's everyone? Still busy as hell over here and barely online.

I'm about to apply for a new job, should be about a 20% increase if I happen to get it and a lot more interesting.

Gotta read more, have a few things to learn about it.

Hmm.. oh, yesterday on the radio I heard something fairly amusing. It was a baseball game (Indians vs Mariners) and the announcers brought in some Junior announcer girls or something, they were probably 10 or 12 or something. They mentioned they're on a Dive team and the guy asked what was their favourite dive. One girl said "The N word dive." and the host paused and said "Well, I don't know what that is but I'm sure you're good at it." I just started laughing because I didn't know what the fuck was going on either. It wasn't until I mentioned it to someone at work that they figured out it was probably an INWARD dive.. but kinda like how people say pellow instead of pillow, it definitely sounded like n word. Cracked me up at least.

Sorry for the lack of updates, don't hate me :)

(8 nuisances |annoy me)

[07 Jul 2005|12:43pm]
So what's up everyone?

Haven't been on here much at all really. Been BUSY busy at work, though we're kicking ass. Instead of a couple hours a day to browse and stuff I pretty much have like 10 minutes.. and I actually like it.

And I was just told I'll probably be on the project till the end of the year, sweet.

Tell me some news peeps

(4 nuisances |annoy me)

[13 Jun 2005|05:20pm]
Looks like MJ's not guilty. yay, we can go on with our lives.

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